Originally posted by: TroubleShooter
Jasmine reminds me of jasmine rice and sometimes princess jasmine
Originally posted by: giakabir
As long as you don't name one of them Johnny you will always be right. I will tell you why.
LITTLE JOHNNY... NAME THAT ANIMAL
Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bas***d!"
Baahaaa it always cracks me up
My choice:
Boy/Girl : Ryan and Mischa
Girl/girl: Mischa and Aariana(why do you spell this with AA?)
Boy/boy: Ryan and Eshaan(this one too. My friends who are americans said that they get confused with double letters if we used them to spell big aa. But you are an American why would you use AA. This reminds me I am out of batteries for very very important stuff which if mentioned in this thread will not only be totally inappropriate but also get it banned)
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Originally posted by: dare.devil
Congratulations once again Shelly :)
For girls, I love the names Mischa, Ariya and AariyanaFor boys, Ehsaan and Vivaan sounds cool
Originally posted by: Shelly1026
Now get your butt back as you know I am missing you!!!! π‘π‘ Finish what you have to do and come back ... π³
Originally posted by: Avocado.Girl.
π² Are you asking him to finish jerking off ? π²π²
Edit: LOL, I looked at Walty's pic on Gia's DP and I thought you were talking about FT.
Thus "π²"π
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Ufff, Gia, batteries can really ruin the fun eh considering it's Valentine's day tomorrow π Hope someone gifts you those batteries to satiate the unfinished business or would you like me to send you a boy toy to your door ?...π
Now get your butt back as you know I am missing you!!!!π‘π‘Finish what you have to do and come back ...π³[/DIV]
Originally posted by: giakabir
DAD AT THE MALL
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, Whats the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
Ps: Incase you didn't get the connection. Peacock ko Hindi mein More bolte hain. Bwahaaa.
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