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Posted: 10 years ago

AQUARIANS!

Aquarians really ought to care a little more about who they sleep with - especially in this day and age. They are laid-back, organized and cool - these are also the attributes of any good confident trickster. They never appear to do any work but they always have plenty of money - they must be sponging off someone. They are lazy and indulgent. They could try repaying some of their debts this time. They hate cuddly toys...
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Again and again and again the word 'barking' crops up whenever anyone is describing this most unorthodox of signs. And barking is what they are. They may look pretty normal but inside there is an aliens brain. Aquarians make good Zen monks as they already march to the sound of one hand clapping. They are stoic and feel no pain nor cold nor discomfort. Trouble is they expect everyone else to put up with such harsh conditions and look down on you if you do feel hungry or cold or tired. They are driven, determined, ruthless zealots and fanatics. They are, in fact, quite utterly insane.
They don't answer when you speak to them because they are so wrapped up with their plans, their dreams, their schemes that they can't be bothered with the likes of a petty earthling. They eat and sleep to a different pattern to the rest of us. They like to feel cold when we enjoy being warm. They don't keep normal hours. You will never understand what makes them tick, even if you live to be a hundred. They don't tick like us. If we tick they tock. They march to another drumbeat entirely, one that is playing inside their head and no one else can hear, not even other Aquarians. They are unique - and who would want any more of them?

Aquarius in Love
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What? Are you mad? You think these people fall in love with human beings? Oh, come on. Haven't you learnt anything about them yet? They fall in love with laboratory specimens, chemical compounds, spiders, toads, entire solar systems, books, research projects - but people? Never. Well, not individuals.
They do love family and society and the whole of mankind. But not on a one-to-one basis, far too close, too feely, too embarrassing. And if you do ever manage to get an Aquarius up the aisle you'll find yourself married to someone who never says "I love you", shows any affection or even lives with you - kissing may also be considered unhygienic. They may take off on research projects on the other side of the world but they won't be around to put out the garbage or do the school run.
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Aquarius and Sex
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You'd better get used to being examined, researched and dissected. Spontaneous? Yes. Exciting? Yes, sometimes. Educational? Always - you might end up having sex on a trampoline or in a reference library or in a dancing school - all those places you wouldn't normally associate with being sexy will be explored with Aquarius as a lover. They think everything from falling in love, to sex, to work, can be collated, programmed, pre-set, pinholed and encoded in a computer printout. They firmly believe that if you break things down into their smallest part you will understand them. Of course, an Aquarius will never understand the bits marked 'feelings' or 'emotions'. The one good thing about them is that they tend to remain faithful. They may be aloof and detached but when it comes to love this does not translate into straying or flirting ( they wouldn't know how ) or having one-night stands ( they will all do this one once just to see what it is like - more research you see ).

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Posted: 10 years ago

SCORPIO

Scorpios are disruptive and cruel - and they like it that way. They spent their childhood pulling the wings off flies and now they feel hampered and restricted because they can't do it as an adult. So they just go out of their way to irritate everyone around them. They like offending people and have no social graces whatsoever. They may well wind up being assassinated. They are very argumentative...
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If you want a spy or an assassin, or an industrial espionage expert, then get yourself one of these. They won't let you down. They can steal, kill, pillage and all with a smile. And whatever they do they'll surprise you. They hate routine, and will go out of their way to be unconventional, inventive, and wacky. They like to be seen as rebellious, debonair and suave. They are simply unpleasant and cruel. They don't like to be bored. If they are allowed to get bored then they can become quite spiteful. Out of this spitefulness comes a truly unpleasant and sadistic nature that revels in preying on the weak, the vulnerable and the defenseless - they like to inflict pain on helpless little creatures. Unfortunately, that means the rest of us. They have terrible taste in art. They furnish their homes with too much red and black. They like to think this looks contemporary and cool. Instead it looks sinister and macabre. Don't tell them this, they would think that was cool. They are not good team players - too much resentment, and jealousy. Better to let them run their own business, however dubious that may be.

Scorpio in Love
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Look, I don't want to be unpleasant but Scorpio in love is something I don't want to think about, let alone write about. It is simply too dark, too dirty, too close to the knuckle. They don't have the same respect for the law as the rest of us and will happily commit every sexual taboo going, and a few that haven't been invented yet. If they do fall in love with you then they will expect to own you, control you, possess and dominate you. They like to play complicated role-playing games - mostly where you have to wear tight restrictive clothes. If you like this slave-master relationship you will be very happy, just as long as you realize you will always be the slave. Well, that is until they tire of you. Most slaves would get dismissed but Scorpio will have you shot instead.
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Scorpio and Sex
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Dark, dangerous, mad, and sadistic. I once knew someone who wanted to sleep with a Scorpio and they asked me what sort of gift they should give them to make a good impression. I suggested a silk scarf. They duly bought one and it worked; the Scorpio tied them up and had their wicked way with them. And left them tied up! Now that's really nasty. If you are going to sleep with a Scorpio make sure you are fit and have endurance and stamina. They have super-human strength and will like to make love for very long periods of time. They like doing it in public places, like cinemas. They would do it in the street if they thought it would make them more alluring.

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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: HawaaPot

Yup sure...bright, neon colors... 😆 And I don't even agree with the definition of Tea here...me and good advice? LOL

Do you have any idea who are Pisceans compatible with?

I think you guys are pretty sound with us... and scorpio's and virgo's as well. Nothing to worry about with us around.. and whoever you're not compatible with, will probably not be compatible with us either ... so let us take care of em. 😆

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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: D3viL
SCORPIO

Scorpios are disruptive and cruel - and they like it that way. They spent their childhood pulling the wings off flies and now they feel hampered and res...
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gested a silk scarf. They duly bought one and it worked; the Scorpio tied them up and had their wicked way with them. And left them tied up! Now that's really nasty. If you are going to sleep with a Scorpio make sure you are fit and have endurance and stamina. They have super-human strength and will like to make love for very long periods of time. They like doing it in public places, like cinemas. They would do it in the street if they thought it would make them more alluring.

Really? Do you?😆

Whoever wrote these nasty sign descriptions musta been truly screwed by both scorpio and capricorn cuz ... I'm not even 0.0001% as horrendous as that guy makes us sound like up there.

Was a fun read though...

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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: D3viL

whats your star sign?...here is a lil about ur Sagittarius, maybe it will help you understand yourself better too? LOL

Sagittarius At Their Worst
Sagittarians have no real talent or skills and survive purely on gut instinct and luck. They are a status-seeking snob with a reckless risk-taking approach to life - which seems to pay off, for the moment (but their day is coming). They really care what other people think of them - how pathetic. They love travel, but it's really only running away for them, isn't it? Anything to avoid an honest day's work.
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The symbol of Sagittarius is a centaur firing a bow and arrow - strange or what? Half-human, half-horse, with six limbs. And what are they shooting at? No one knows, no one cares. Actually they are a bit ordinary and the only thing extraordinary about them is that they have this silly symbol. Yes, that's it. A silly symbol and they dine out on that.
The truth is, they don't have much of a personality. They are a bit like cotton wool. You know it's there. You know it has apurpose. But that's about it. You couldn't have a conversation with cotton wool, would you? Or a menagingful relationships. Or give it a job.
They always think they have some hidden talent - be it writing, composing music, singing or dancing - and that it won't take long for fame and fortune to come their way. They end up blaming everyone else for not being discovered. It never occurs to them that we looked under their rock and deemed them talentless and undiscoverable - we passed them by.
You get two types of Sagittarius - the quiet depressed hermit-type and the pompous, knowledgeable, know-it-all type. They both think their way is the right way and that the rest of us are out of step with them.
They love hanging out in big gatherings where they think they're the centre of attention. They actually blend rather nicely into the wallpaper, but don't tell them. They think snowboarding and juggling are subjects for worthy conversation as they are a bit vacant upstairs, although they do a nice line in pretend philosphy. Truth is they would rather get back to watching TV.
For such a pallid, limp sign they sure have big egos. Understandable for some signs - you expect Leo to be arrogant and poud and cocksure - but not little Sagittarius. From them you would expect quietude, modesty and humility. Instead you get a giant chip on the shoulder, arrogance and sneering condescension. They thinkt he world owes them a living, a roof over their head and lots of money. We owe them nothing.
Sagittarius in love
It doesn't happen a lot - it could be all that arrogance - but when it does the earth moves. Well it shimmers a little. They fall in love with totally unsuitable people - the kind who will prop up their egos and pander to their aches and pains - they are all terrible hypochondriacs and suffer endless twinges, joint pains, muscular pains, sprains strains and tendon pulls.
They aren't terribly deomnstrative and their lover will complain of a lack of affection, romance, sensitivity and tactile companionship - a Sagittarius don't touch much. They do, however, liked to be touched, a lot. Perhaps because they are a little touched in the head?
Their idea of romance is to send their lover a postcard from some exotic place they have fled to. They often travel alone because no one else will go with them, and not because they prefer it. They are always talking of where they have been and where they are going to go - it could be enough to put anyone off but, surprisingily, they do seem to be able to attract love attention.
They are often very thin - they think it makes themselves look more interesting - and their choice of partner borders on the, well, how shall we say it? ...fat. Yes, they like a big'un. Nice, well-rounded, with lots of meat on the bone. Something to get their teeth into, something to hang onto. I think it reminds them of their mother.
Sagittarius and sex
They relate to beds as places to sleep. Because they like to lie in bed all day if they can get away with it, the idea of using such a warm and comfortable hideway for sex is slightly repugnant to them. Why waste all that effort when you could be using that time to sleep some more?
Once you get them into bed they are simply hopeless lovers. They value speed over everything including experience, flare, prowess, techniqute and a loving touch.
If you got one alone on an exotic beach complete with sunshine, warth and indolence you might get them to show an interest - but I doubt it. They're more likely to be dreaming of even more exotic places - and running away again.
Sagittarius in business
The very idea of working is so repugnant, so horrific that I'm afraid to even mention. Of course, and this is between you and me, they think they work hard because they spend so much time locked up in their own heads, but in the meantime they haven't actually lifted a finger.
If they do have a job they'll find a million ways to shirk their duties. They usually come up with a good line in ficitious illnesses, aches and pains, and unprovable headaches. They phone in sick so often their employer forgets they were ever employed in the first place. They are simply monstrously lazy.
They let money slip through their fingers when they are young and then either take to hoarding it or borrowing it off friends and family. They either save everything or nothing - no grey areas for them - so you get a spendthrift or a miser.
They have trouble getting decent jobs because they flunked so much at school. They often work for organisations that don't worry too much about qualifications - who are just glad to get a body to man the phones, the stand, the pumps - such as charities and mental health institutions, petrol stations and hot dog stands.

The author of this sounds like they had major issues with some Sagittarius they had known 😆 I don't agree with this piece at all. It's extreme the worst and it doesn't make sense.

Sagittarius is an intelligent sign. They are more intelligent and talented than a lot of the other signs. The only part I will agree is that some of them "act like know it all" and "can't seem to shut up" those are the rare annoying Sagittarius.

Andrew Carnegie, Steven Speilberg, Walt Disney are not individuals I would call with "no talent or skills" that avoid "honest day's work".

P.S - No way I am telling you my sign you will show me the worst of that too.
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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: D3viL
Virgo
They have too many dictionaries and reference books. They could try reading a few of them. They are picky, sharp and bad-tempered if they don't get their own way. Their need for cleanliness and order is an obsession and they should consider therapy. They have few friends and those they do have, they criticize constantly. They have no emotions and might just as well be replaced by a machine. No one needs to wash their hands as much as they do..

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The sign of Virgo is supposed to mean the virgin. Rubbish. The true sign of Virgo is a brick wall. They build barriers around themselves. Good. Let them rot behind them. Who wants to break down that wall to find an accountant lurking there? And that is invariably what you do find - accountants, number crunchers, computer geeks, button pushers, book-keepers and office managers. How boring.

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Virgo and personality in the same sentence - that's an oxymoron. Does cash have soul? Do coins cry? Cut a bank statement and does it not bleed? No, of course not. They lock their emotions away in money boxes and keep their feelings firmly between the pages of their cheque books. They have all the exhilaration of a filing cabinet.
Virgoans are supposed to be discriminating, meticulous and tidy. The truth is they are just plain picky control freaks. Look inside their wardrobe. Have you ever seen anything so unnaturally neat? This is obsessive behavior. In anyone else it would get you sectioned. They have too many jumpers.
They do have a problem with humour which seems to have got stuck somewhere around the school playground level. They are surprisingly coarse and like nothing better than jokes about people being sick or going to the lavatory. For some strange reason they seem to think this is funny. It might just be because they never do such things themselves. It wouldn't suit their image to be seen doing bodily functions. In an ideal world they wouldn't even eat, which is surprising when you see how many of them become fat.
They are fussy, obsessional and hypercritical hypochondriacs. They like to break in rather than break out. They always seek conformity and traditional values. They like to fit in, to belong, to blend in. They have far too many cushions and too many gadgets in their kitchen.

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Virgo in Love
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They are over concerned when in love and will need constant assurance. You have to tell them how much you love them every 20 minutes without fail or they will feel threatened and lacking in self esteem. They need constant reassurance that every thing is perfect in their perfect little worlds. Wipe down the kitchen surfaces a lot if you want them to feel loved.
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Cute, sickly, passionless, adorable, and sweet. That's your Virgo in love for you - sickly-sweet. Golden syrup sweet. They like to hold hands with their intended, a lot, far too much. They giggle and bat their eyelids and that sort of thing. They like to feed their lover and do helpful things for them like putting toothpaste on their toothbrushes. Being in love for a Virgo means having someone to tidy up, smarten up, look after. They don't need a lover, they need a child. They like to look at magazines a lot - especially glossy ones to help you plan your wedding, or re-decorate your home. Once they have got their ideal partner - and don't worry if you aren't, they'll soon mould you to fit - they set about altering your eating habits. They do like their organics and their faddy diets and their over-sweet drinks. Nothing too grown up for them, so forget a decent steak or a bottle of beer. They drink herbal teas, so if you want to make a really big impression on them suggest a cup of hot water, that'll get them.

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If you like going to bed surrounded by teddy bears and stuffed animals you'll do fine. If you like quick clean sex you'll be fine. If you like anything out of the ordinary, sexy, adventurous, or fun, then you're going to be very unhappy I'm afraid. Sex for the Virgo is a bit like going swimming. It's all cold and clean and a bit wet. You'll need a good rub down and a shower afterwards and it's all so healthy, so unbelievably healthy. And no, you can't lie there afterwards having a cigarette, heaven forbid. And boy do they like routine. Touch this bit first, do that next, follow up with this. Each and every time. You'll get no surprises here. You'll stick to the script or they'll sulk - boy are they good at that. They don't like spontaneous sex either. You'll do it at the right temperature controlled circumstances. No out of door sex for Virgo, or being cold or sweaty or taken by sudden passion. They have lots of inhibitions. Oh yes, you'd better be good at it. They can be very picky lovers. Make sure you wash first, lots of nice smells - they don't really like bodies so be clean and hygienic. Keep your bedroom spotless and make sure there's lots of tissues, they like tissues. They don't like to eat in bed, too many crumbs.

Virgo in Business
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How many times can you say accountant? That's it really. Anything without excitement, danger, hard work, responsibility, creativity or free thinking. They make good food hygiene inspectors - busy poking about in other peoples fridges. They don't like to be in charge and would rather be told what to do - and have lots of rules. They do like rules.
Remember those lovely old films set in hospitals with the big bosomy matron - that's your Virgo that is. Bossy, highly-organized, scary, intimidating, neat. They like to smell of carbolic soap. They never go into business on their own unless it is to set up a secretarial school where they turn out neat little Virgos in neat little business suits. When they aren't at work they are restless little people who like dull activities like shopping, gardening or walking. They like to be busy. Trouble is, they like everyone around them to be busy as well, you don't get away with anything. They make good slave drivers.

The ones in bold are completely me. 🤣

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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: Easy_A

I think you guys are pretty sound with us... and scorpio's and virgo's as well. Nothing to worry about with us around.. and whoever you're not compatible with, will probably not be compatible with us either ... so let us take care of em. 😆

Whatt's your zodiac? 😳

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Originally posted by: AppleCider

The author of this sounds like they had major issues with some Sagittarius they had known 😆 I don't agree with this piece at all. It's extreme the worst and it doesn't make sense.

Sagittarius is an intelligent sign. They are more intelligent and talented than a lot of the other signs. The only part I will agree is that some of them "act like know it all" and "can't seem to shut up" those are the rare annoying Sagittarius.

Andrew Carnegie, Steven Speilberg, Walt Disney are not individuals I would call with "no talent or skills" that avoid "honest day's work".

P.S - No way I am telling you my sign you will show me the worst of that too.

the only part you would agree is the only part i have been saying since the beginning! they are know it alls!! omgodfather he created walt disney and the other guy producers films.. how is that not avoiding a hard days work?

you are a Taurus, only a taurus business brain will think that is genius and handwork! it was luck Taurus ...lucky!

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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: Dexterkilaila

The ones in bold are completely me. 🤣

amazing huh.. the bold bits and the not bold bits and most of Scorpio too! 😆

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Originally posted by: gmr1212
i am Aries . Does this mean i am boring ?

yes very... let me break it down for you ... you may take seat.. !

Arians are independent and hold most people in contempt. They have a quick fiery temper and are impatient and scornful of advice. They can be exceedingly abrupt and blunt. Their arrogance knows no bounds. They think there are only two ways to do anything - their way and the wrong way. They may be right, but they lack diplomatic skills and will win no friends. When it comes to relationships and commitment they are still looking for the meaningful one-night stand. They're not as tall as they say they are...

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They like to think they are brave, that they are great leaders. If they would hold up for long enough to look behind them they would see no one is following. If you catch them unawares in the bathroom they'll be acting out speeches or practicing being interviewed on chat shows. They are vain and big-headed and egotistic and over-confident. Prick their fragile bubbles, though, and they'll cry like babies. They have no staying power, no stamina for a fight, no resistance and no reserves. They are weak and would willingly bribe their way out of any trouble.

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In any real risky situation you'll find them leading from the back. Once the excitement and danger is over they will become very vocal about their achievements and success on the field - how very brave they were, and how the whole battle would have been lost if they hadn't saved the day at the last moment, by the skin of their teeth. This is, of course, complete fiction.

They think the whole of life is like a gigantic game of chess - they play to win and they play to make you lose. There is no other outcome as far as they are concerned - and your losing is as important, if not more so, than winning. They do like like to gamble - with your affections, with the law, with their very lives. You'd be better off having nothing do with them in case they drag you down with them into the bankruptcy courts, the pits, even into hell itself. They are unbelievably competitive and will turn anything into a bet, a competition, a race, a wager, a gamble, a contest, a fight. Put them under any real pressure, though, and they'll cave in. They'll do anything to win and will resort to trickery, fraud, lying and good old-fashioned cheating. This applies to any situation - relationships, business, love and friendships. They grow into grumpy old men and sour old women. Mind you, they start out pretty grumpy - but it only reaches a climax when they are old and think they can get away with it. They are lazy, self-indulgent, corrupt and avaricious - and that's the good side of them. Aries people will never ask for help as they think they can cope just fine on their own. They will, however, always take over anyone elses tasks as they think they can do everything better than anyone else. If they would slow down for a moment that might be true - unlikely but true.

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God but the Aries do like to fall in love. It's something they do at the drop of a hat - or a pair of briefs. They keep their heart in their pants, so it is easy to get an Aries to fall in love with you - just sleep with them. They are, however, puppy-like in love, and will follow their intended around with hang-dog expressions, flowers and lust in their eyes. They stay in love long after all traces of love have evaporated. It takes dynamite to shift them. You can try being as nasty as you like, and they'll still follow you around. They can never quite believe that anyone could stop loving them despite their unlovable natures. Tangle with them at your peril. They are like limpets, clinging to your knees as you try to leave them. They'll take you to a Greek island - as long as they can get cheap flights - and spend the whole time trying to have a holiday romance under your very nose.

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Morals of a mongoose? Ha! The mongoose society would have them thrown out for lax morals. They would sleep with anything that moves, given half a chance. They think fidelity is not thinking of someone else while they're with you. The kinkier it is the more likely you are to find Aries there with their noses in the trough. If it involves leather, whips, pain, humiliation and degradation - it'll be too tame for them. They are always dreaming of three-in-a-bed sessions, but both of their sex partners would have to be in love with them, and not with each other - the Aries couldn't stand that. They also like the idea of sex in public - but only the idea; they are actually quite prudish and wouldn't even let you kiss them in the open. For all their talk of kinky sex, they are very conventional in bed. They like the idea of lots of regular sex but if they get it they get bored, so keep them guessing, keep them wanting more, keep them at arms length if you ask me. They think they've got unbelievably high libidos but they cool quickly if they get too much. They are passionately jealous and make dangerous love rivals - they'll play dirty to get exactly what they want, so watch out. They think they look good in the nude. They don't.
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Aries in Business
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They are bossy and controlling, domineering and egotistical. They think they are right, infallible, untouchable, perfect, fool-proof and terribly cuddly. Tell them they are arrogant and bossy and they won't have a clue what you are talking about. They think they are caring, supportive and kind and thoughtful. That shows you how much out of touch themselves they are. If they work for others they are uppity, unhelpful, lazy, and will cheerfully steal your ideas and claim them for their own. They use the office as a place for seduction, corruption and sleep and will happily claim unfair dismissal if they get caught. They will gossip and cause trouble if you don't keep an eye on them permanently. If they work for themselves they either go bankrupt or make a fortune - nothing in between for them. They think they work hard - and will tell you this constantly - but in reality they skive and shirk their duties. They think they are 'ideas' people but most of their best ideas are stolen from others. If they do get rich they'll hoard the money and still buy you cheap gifts. Their idea of a Christmas bonus for staff is Boxing day off.

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