How to make a stupid track--- in easy steps

Posted: 9 years ago


Welcome to Asit Modi stupid tracks class. Today we will explain to you about the stupid tracks of a show. These are the easy steps which one can follow: 

1. Pick the handful of extra large children of your society. Make them behave like toddlers. Remember it is important that they replicate all the habits of toddlers. For example, let them show exicted while playing with soft toys or wearing spider man masks.

2. They should win whatever contest is available rather easily. SInce the track is suppose to be stupid, choose any extra large suprise prize for the contest. Let say, a free trip to Honk Kong Disneyland. Remember to make a good stupid track all of them must win the contest.

3. Make sure all the older members are free to accompany them. One can be doctor or teacher or even a businessman but they all cannot afford to lose the trip. Never mind with their work load but always go with the popular maxim, 'vacation to banta hai'


4. Show the older people who are suppose to feed their grandchildren in real lives behave like teenagers. They should be extremely excited like their children. Make them wear those dresses that neither suits them nor they wear normally. The idea is to look stupid and yet different.

5. Let the most educated man and responsible man behave like an idiot. Out of mere 'tu tu main main' let him resign from his duties of a leader and thereby choose the most uneducated person to lead the group that too in a foreign land.


6. If the characters are illiterates, put more effort to glorify their antics and the other literate characters may follow their footsteps. As already said, be stupid and yet different is the idea.


7. Make calls to your neighbours to tell them about your experience. Don't think about the money.The producer pays it all.

8. In such group travelling at least one person is needed to get lost. The oldest one shall suit the most but in any case a over large sized child can be shown missing. Let the mother cry like a wounded elephant for sometime. It will help to gain some TRPs. A crying elephant is a must watch.


9. The women passengers should carry their own hand made food. India or not India, Sanskar is to make your own food each day.


10. Buy useless items and call them gifts.Caps, bottle opener, umbrella, just pick anything you find handy. 


11. ANd last and not the least, Garba round is a must. Occasion or no occasion, time or location doesn't matter just let the ladies and sometimes gents try this magnificent stupid activity.


Students can also add a few features as per the requirement like giving away your passports to some one else for no good reason. This way each character can be shown worried thus making an epic stupid track.

P,S: All the students are to submit their sessionals before time to avoid cancellation of their admissions.

Fun post enjoy!
Edited by dey.bh - 9 years ago
Posted: 9 years ago
It's so hilarious. U covered all the points.
Asit modiji,r u reading? 😛
Posted: 9 years ago
Like button not working for me 😕
Super like !!!
Posted: 9 years ago
There was supposed to be some function in taarak's house na.Where's the function? 🤣
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by subha2601


There was supposed to be some function in taarak's house na.Where's the function? 🤣

oh haan...that was the reason they didn't went to Hong Kong na...ab kya hua?  ðŸ¤£
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by subha2601


There was supposed to be some function in taarak's house na.Where's the function? 🤣
Anjali ke prasang ne suicide kar liya hai😆
Posted: 9 years ago
Simple yaar!They didn't wanted to go to Hong Kong so probably they lied to everyone. And that's practical too.Who's going to spend lakhs of rupees for just 2 days travel? Everybody is not like babita na.
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by subha2601


There was supposed to be some function in taarak's house na.Where's the function? 🤣


everything is currently Non-function in Gokuldham Society😆

by the way,Taarak Family only celebrates functions with GDS family phir yeh kaunsi kabab me haddi aake tapki?
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by subha2601


Simple yaar!They didn't wanted to go to Hong Kong so probably they lied to everyone. And that's practical too.Who's going to spend lakhs of rupees for just 2 days travel? Everybody is not like babita na.
Mehta must have more money than Iyyer.
1. His wife doesn't use much make up ( according to her)

2. The couple has no children either

3. He eats ghas phus only

4. He cannot party.

To paise gaye kaha ?😆
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by dey.bh


Mehta must have more money than Iyyer.
1. His wife doesn't use much make up ( according to her)

2. The couple has no children either

3. He eats ghas phus only

4. He cannot party.

To paise gaye kaha ?😆

mehta pays people to listen to his sayaries ... Sab paisa wahi jata haiEdited by _Rohit_ - 9 years ago

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