Jetha's one liners- Updated

Nattu Kaka : " Koi badi problem ho to mujhe le jaiye "

Jetha : "  Kyu problem ko aur bada karna hai"

Jetha to Daya: " Mian duniya se nikal jaunga" ( after she pinches him hard enough to kill him just get him out of the dreamland)

Jetha to Popat lal: " Do daya , wando che"😆 ( Sorry exact line yaad nahi but he commented on his bachelorhood)

Jetha to Iyeer: " Ye lijiye 500 rs aapki majdoori ka " ( SUndar ke ghagra choli ke boxes track

Jetha to Sundar: " Khush rehne do" ( Pair chune par)

Jetha to Nattu kaka: " Meri dimag ke lgbhag sare nase sukh gayi hai" ( Gulabo track)

Jetha to Mehta : " Main to hakaratmak sochna chahta hun ( Hakaratmak is according to him opposite word for nakaratmak)

Jetha to Anjali : " Aap ko pura shakeen hai"  ( KOyal track, Shak + yakeen= Shakeen)

Jetha to Daya : " Apne Veera ko kehna agli baat 10 rs ka daan kare. Jiski jitni hasiyt hoti hai utni hi maddad karni chahiye"

Jetha to the Gunda( Who came searching for sundar) " Nahi to kya...Dhamki to puri do"

Jetha to Bhide: " TO kya subah subah meri awaz sunne ke liye phone kiya ?"

JEtha to Bhide: " Kya kaite kaite kar raha hai, ilaj karwa apne kaam ka"

Jetha to Bhide: " Purna shantata Thewa"😆

Jetha to bhide: " Vatavaran ashudh aahe " ( Sheru track)

Jetha to bhide : " Tujhe kya papao ko complain karne ka chaska laga hai, Tappu i mujhse aur meri Bapuji se karta hai "

Jetha to Bhide : " Aur pressure nikal, pressure cooker"

jetha to BHide: " Tum kya has rahe ho, baloon ki jyada shortage tumhare pass hi hai"

Jetha to Bhide : " Bum bbum bole, dil ke razz khole" ( Bhang ke laddu track)

Jetha to Popat: " waha kone me udo, yaha mat udo"( choco moco choclates)

Jetha to Popat : " Tumko kuch mirchi acchar khana hai" ( choco moco cholates)

Jetha to Daya : " Tu kaha Popat ki udti gari me sawar ho rahi hai" 

Jetha to Daya: " Wo to Popat hai na ek ghar se dusre ghar udkar padhuch jayega"

Jetha to Goli :" itni tale huye chize garmi me nahi khate aur itni bhari matra me ksii bhi season me nahi khate"

Jetha to Tappu. " Tappu ki mummy se pehle Ye Jetha ki patni hai"

Jetha to Daya : " Tu sochti kaab hai ?"

JEtha to Daya : " Apni maa ko bol ki wo bole nahi balki likhe. Main ek kitab chapwa dunga, 'maa ka gyan'"

Jetha to Daya : " Tujh me ek bohot bada baccha hai"

Jetha to Nattu  kaka: " Pehli baat to ye hai ki aapko maine bulaya hi nahi tha "

Jetha to Daya :" Hum bhachau ke log khane ke shaukin hai pagal nahi"

JEtha to Daya : " teri maa kya kaunse darwaze ke peeche chupi huye hia ?"( ahmedabad track)

Jetha to himself: "Man ki bansuri baj gayi hai, Dhan ka band bhi baj gaya hai bas tan ka dhol na fate to accha hai " ( Sheru track)

Jetha to Iyyer: "  Aaap loogon me kaisa hai, ek din najaun to seth log pagar kat lete hai kya "

Jetha to Iyyer : " Aapki photo bhi tamil me hai ?"

Jetha to Popatlal: " tumhara akhbar urdu me aata hai. Ye waha se yaha aaya na isliye pucha"

Jetha to Popat lal : " Fir to Kunwara popatlal chapwana tha "

Jetha to Popatal: " Paopat ko nahane ke liye chakli jaise to pani chahiye"

P.S: If you have any one liners of Jetha please feel free to share it here .

Will add to it when I find the right one. 

But I still feel the wittier dialogues are given more to Bhide. Jethalal is king of expresssions.i just love hhis expresssions when he is with BAbuji and Sunder

Baga: Aap kaunsa baja bajayenge Seth ji ?

Jetha: Siti, tere kaan ke neeche ek jordar siti bajaunga.

Jetha to himself: " ye society society nahi parivar hai. yaha log neend se jaga jaga kar kehte hai ki so jao"

Jetha to Bulbul: " TUmhara koi bhai hai ?"

" Nahi"

" Fir to popatlal ko ashirwad ki jarurat hi nahi hai"