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IshAv OS : Engine ki seeti!
It was a very special day for ishika today...
it was her b'day...
she was soo happy n was eager to reach college so that she could celebrate it with her friends- Raghav,Huma n Karma...
College
Huma: guys koi use wish nhi karega..
huma was sounding as if she was on a secret mission...
raghav and karma were sitting n huma was standing . They were in the canteen...
raghav looked at karma n then both said to huma: yes maam...salute..
Huma: shut up guys im serious..
Ishika reaches the canteen...smiling wide..
ishika: hey guys... She also sat down...
raghav: tum itna khush kyu ho? Aisa kya hai aaj?... He was eating sandwich n speaking...
Huma: oh my god ... Ajj toh..
ishika smiles thinking they remembered its her b'day...
huma: aaj toh test h yr... Chalo muje kuch jugaad krna padega... Raghav chal...
n she takes raghav with her...
ishika looks at karma n he just shakes his head n says chalo test dete h...
ishika sadly nods her head n they leave...
Whole day none of them wished her or made her feel that they r upto something...
Evening..
raghav: ishika mai tumhe drop kar du?
ishika: nhi mai chali jaungi..
raghav : acha ek kaam karo tum mere saath chalo hum kahin bahar chalte h..
Raghav takes ishika to her home..
ishika: yeh toh mera ghar aa gya..
raghav: toh tum mere jaise handsome, smart,intelligent, ladke k saath date pe..aise jaogi... He looks at her moving his eyes up n down...
Ishika: mai tumhare saath date pe kyu jaau... N btw muje tumhare saath kahin jana hi nhi h...
she gets out of the car n raghav too...
he stops her n says : accha srry, ab jao kuch accha sa pehen krke aao..
ishika looks at him doubtfully bt goes...
He then takes out his mobile n sends a msg to someone
After sometym ishika comes n they leave
After they reach the place
Raghav ties a cloth on her eyes n takes her inside...
Ishika asks him why this cloth bt he doesn't answer her and then tells her to stand there , he'll b back...
Ishika: raghav?? Arre koi sun kyu nhi rha...
she the opens the blind fold and...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISHIKA...
everyone shouts...
its a disc...
ishika gets overwhelmed by their gesture... She thanks them n cuts the cake..
After that they are sitting on a circular table having drinks n all..
Huma: Ishika lona...
Huma gives a her a vodka shot bt ishika denies...
raghav: haan haan mother india... Ye thodi na drink kr sakti h... Isse nhi hoga...
As raghav provokes her she takes the drink n gulps it...
After sometym...
raghav n karma r holding their heads in frustration as both the girls were out of their minds, they were drunk...
Both raghav and karma put their heads down...
after sometym...
Music starts...
raghav: yr ye disc mei train ki awaaz??
karma looks up n stands up with a jerk...: abe ye dono kahan gyi?
raghav too stands up
then they hear hooting from the back so they turn n wat they see leaves their mouth hanging open...
They see the girls standing on the platform... girls when notice them , wave to them
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Le le le... (mharo means: mine/mera)
(karma n rghav reach near then and on 'le le' ishika n huma throw their sandals n dupatta/scarf respectively to the respective boys )
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Dauda dauda re...
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Thoda aur bhaga le Driver chal mat haule-haule, le le le...
( they dance n jump ... Doing actions of running n also like sonam did... )
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(ishika n huma come down)
MUSIC
They start running with raghav n karma trying to keep pace bt cant coz of the crowd..
(breaths heavily)
Huma n ishika now climb one table each...
Phak phak engine bol raha hai
Phak phak engine bol raha hai
Patri tharr tharr kaanpe (x2)
(they dance on the table bt at the end fall down... Raghav n karma catch them , bridal style... N make the girls stand)... Push the boys away n run...
Kahaan rukegi, gaadi aakar
(ishi asks huma)
Kahaan rukegi gaadi aakar
Mann ye mera pooche
(they do steps as sonam)
Engine jud jaaye
(huma pushes ishika on raghav)
Engine jud jaaye mujhse aake khau hichkole
Le le le...
(huma does steps as sonam)
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(huma dances...ishi still in raghav's arms)
Dauda dauda re...
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Thoda aur bhaga le Driver chal mat haule-haule, le le le...
(huma n other people make a train n run n in her way huma takes ishi with her...)
Dil ghabraaye har dibbe mein
(ishi does the action of the line)
Dil ghabraaye har dibbe mein
Jale pyaar ka khet
(huma does the same n then puts fire on the bar counter)u knoe wat i mean...
Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai main hi hoon rail
wooo wooo...)))
(when karma comes to huma to stop her she 'wooo wooo' shouts near his ears n he takes few steps away)
Aisi meethi si,
(huma sings)
Aisi meethi si seeti bole Kaanon mein ras ghole..
(ishi climbs the bar counter takes a champaign bottle throws the content on the crowd)
( r a s g h o l e k a a n o n m e )
( b u m d o l e . . . l e l e . . . )
(huma n ishi go slowmotion...)
Engine ki siti me maro bum dole
Engine ki siti me maro bum dole
(huma n ishika both dance non stop)
Dauda dauda re..
(raghav n karma try to reach them)
Chal mat haule haule..
(raghav n karma finally reach them)
(raghav takes ishi in his arms bridal style)
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(karma picks up huma on his shoulders)
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(both the boys take the girls out of the disc)
Outside
girls keep singing
Raghav n karma take them to the car n makes them stand with the support of the car bt the girls canlt stand still so raghav n karma keep their one hand on the girl's waist's
Karma: saale sab teri wajah se hua h.. Kya zarurat thi ishika ko force krne ki?
raghav: maine force nhi kiya, i just stated the fact...
karma: ab kya kare... Inn dono ko iss halat mei toh inke ghar pe bhi nhi chodh sakte
(ishika whistles)
Raghav: kya baat h , chui mui ko seeti maarni bhi aati h...
karma: muje nhi jaan na ki ise(huma) ko kya kya aata h... Jab jaagi hosh mai hoti h toh shanti nhi milti, ab toh hosh mei hi nhi h, pta nhi mera kya hoga..
Raghav : jo bhi hoga accha hi hoga ab chalte h...
Raghav pulls ishika n karma tries to take huma bt she resists...
Huma: muje ek chinese k saath nhi jana... Kon ho tum..
She points her finger on him n observes his face...
raghav looks amused..
ishika: looks at raghav: kyu hass rhe ho tum boka kahin ke...
raghav starts to speak bt ishi shouts at him: chup!
Karma: oh hello jhansi ki raani mai koi chinese nhi hu...
Huma: ho tum... Then she smiles excitedly : pta h muje chinese bahot pasand h...
n karma is like -_-
Raghav laughs
Ishika shouts: chup , ek baar mei samajh nhi aata tumhe?
N then ishika starts blabbering in bengali...
Raghav: lo ab toh samjh bhi ni aayega ki ye kya bol rhi h...
karma: magar muje nhi pasand..
huma shockes: kaise chinese ho tum? Tumhe chinese nhi pasand?
ishika starts crying...
raghav gets worried : kya hua ishika?
Ishika: mai thak gyi khade khade ..
raghav : oh... Toh chalo gadi mei chalte h..
ishika: nhi muje chalkar nhi jana...
raghav : toh kya utha k leke jau? Chalo...
ishika: tum bahot intelligent ho muje pta nhi tha..
raghav: pagal ho gyi ho kya? Size dekha h apna h..
ishika: haan mai toh kitni choti si hun...
Raghav: tum aur choti si koi mazaak h kya... ?
Ishika: toh tum ye kehna chahte ho ki tum muje nhi utha sakte kyunki mai moti hu..?
raghav:arre maine aise kb kaha
ishika: mai tumhe acche se janti hu boka chele...tumne muje mota kaha..
Raghav to himself: yr insaaniyat h hi ni... Jab hosh mei hoti h toh bhadki rehti h aur jb hosh mei nhi h toh mujpe bhadakne ke bahane dhundh rhi h...
Raghav says bye to karma also wishes him all the best with huma...
Raghav picks ishika up n takes her to his car..
Raghav starts driving... After few minutes...
Ishika : thankyou raghav... Iss surprise k liye...
raghav : ur welcum...
Ishika starts singing then
'engine ki seeti me mharo bum dole'
raghav: hey bhagwaan muje bachao
... Yeh toh raat bhar engine ki seeti bajayegi...
ishika: dauda dauda re driver , chal mat haule haule... Driver driver ...ishi shouts: driver!
raghav: kyu chilla rhi ho..?
ishika: driver gadi daudao... Chalo jaldi...
Raghav just ignores her
After some time
ishika: raghav tum na...
raghav : kya?
ishika: tum na...
Raghav: gadha hun? Muje pta h... Aur kuch..?
ishika: boka ho tum... Mai keh rhi thi tum na bahot acche ho...
raghav n ishika share an eyelock...
suddenly ishika starts crying ...: par tum muje bahot pareshaan karte ho..
Raghav: tum bhi toh krti ho...
Ishika: jaan bujh k thodi na karti hu tum krte ho isliye krti hu...
raghav: accha ab apna ye waterfall bandh karo... Mai tumhe abse pareshaan nhi karunga..
ishika looks at him doubtfully... : pakka??
Raghav: haan haan pakka...
N like this their night goes on...
~THE END~
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Bt anyways zyaada bura nhi h... Thik thik hi h...
so enjoy...
IshAv OS : Engine ki seeti!
It was a very special day for ishika today...
it was her b'day...
she was soo happy n was eager to reach college so that she could celebrate it with her friends- Raghav,Huma n Karma...
College
Huma: guys koi use wish nhi karega..
huma was sounding as if she was on a secret mission...
raghav and karma were sitting n huma was standing . They were in the canteen...
raghav looked at karma n then both said to huma: yes maam...salute..
Huma: shut up guys im serious..
Ishika reaches the canteen...smiling wide..
ishika: hey guys... She also sat down...
raghav: tum itna khush kyu ho? Aisa kya hai aaj?... He was eating sandwich n speaking...
Huma: oh my god ... Ajj toh..
ishika smiles thinking they remembered its her b'day...
huma: aaj toh test h yr... Chalo muje kuch jugaad krna padega... Raghav chal...
n she takes raghav with her...
ishika looks at karma n he just shakes his head n says chalo test dete h...
ishika sadly nods her head n they leave...
Whole day none of them wished her or made her feel that they r upto something...
Evening..
raghav: ishika mai tumhe drop kar du?
ishika: nhi mai chali jaungi..
raghav : acha ek kaam karo tum mere saath chalo hum kahin bahar chalte h..
Raghav takes ishika to her home..
ishika: yeh toh mera ghar aa gya..
raghav: toh tum mere jaise handsome, smart,intelligent, ladke k saath date pe..aise jaogi... He looks at her moving his eyes up n down...
Ishika: mai tumhare saath date pe kyu jaau... N btw muje tumhare saath kahin jana hi nhi h...
she gets out of the car n raghav too...
he stops her n says : accha srry, ab jao kuch accha sa pehen krke aao..
ishika looks at him doubtfully bt goes...
He then takes out his mobile n sends a msg to someone
After sometym ishika comes n they leave
After they reach the place
Raghav ties a cloth on her eyes n takes her inside...
Ishika asks him why this cloth bt he doesn't answer her and then tells her to stand there , he'll b back...
Ishika: raghav?? Arre koi sun kyu nhi rha...
she the opens the blind fold and...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISHIKA...
everyone shouts...
its a disc...
ishika gets overwhelmed by their gesture... She thanks them n cuts the cake..
After that they are sitting on a circular table having drinks n all..
Huma: Ishika lona...
Huma gives a her a vodka shot bt ishika denies...
raghav: haan haan mother india... Ye thodi na drink kr sakti h... Isse nhi hoga...
As raghav provokes her she takes the drink n gulps it...
After sometym...
raghav n karma r holding their heads in frustration as both the girls were out of their minds, they were drunk...
Both raghav and karma put their heads down...
after sometym...
Music starts...
raghav: yr ye disc mei train ki awaaz??
karma looks up n stands up with a jerk...: abe ye dono kahan gyi?
raghav too stands up
then they hear hooting from the back so they turn n wat they see leaves their mouth hanging open...
They see the girls standing on the platform... girls when notice them , wave to them
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Le le le... (mharo means: mine/mera)
(karma n rghav reach near then and on 'le le' ishika n huma throw their sandals n dupatta/scarf respectively to the respective boys )
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Dauda dauda re...
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Thoda aur bhaga le Driver chal mat haule-haule, le le le...
( they dance n jump ... Doing actions of running n also like sonam did... )
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(ishika n huma come down)
MUSIC
They start running with raghav n karma trying to keep pace bt cant coz of the crowd..
(breaths heavily)
Huma n ishika now climb one table each...
Phak phak engine bol raha hai
Phak phak engine bol raha hai
Patri tharr tharr kaanpe (x2)
(they dance on the table bt at the end fall down... Raghav n karma catch them , bridal style... N make the girls stand)... Push the boys away n run...
Kahaan rukegi, gaadi aakar
(ishi asks huma)
Kahaan rukegi gaadi aakar
Mann ye mera pooche
(they do steps as sonam)
Engine jud jaaye
(huma pushes ishika on raghav)
Engine jud jaaye mujhse aake khau hichkole
Le le le...
(huma does steps as sonam)
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(huma dances...ishi still in raghav's arms)
Dauda dauda re...
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Dauda dauda re driver chal mat haule haule
Thoda aur bhaga le Driver chal mat haule-haule, le le le...
(huma n other people make a train n run n in her way huma takes ishi with her...)
Dil ghabraaye har dibbe mein
(ishi does the action of the line)
Dil ghabraaye har dibbe mein
Jale pyaar ka khet
(huma does the same n then puts fire on the bar counter)u knoe wat i mean...
Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai main hi hoon rail
wooo wooo...)))
(when karma comes to huma to stop her she 'wooo wooo' shouts near his ears n he takes few steps away)
Aisi meethi si,
(huma sings)
Aisi meethi si seeti bole Kaanon mein ras ghole..
(ishi climbs the bar counter takes a champaign bottle throws the content on the crowd)
( r a s g h o l e k a a n o n m e )
( b u m d o l e . . . l e l e . . . )
(huma n ishi go slowmotion...)
Engine ki siti me maro bum dole
Engine ki siti me maro bum dole
(huma n ishika both dance non stop)
Dauda dauda re..
(raghav n karma try to reach them)
Chal mat haule haule..
(raghav n karma finally reach them)
(raghav takes ishi in his arms bridal style)
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(karma picks up huma on his shoulders)
Engine ki seeti mein mharo bum dole
(both the boys take the girls out of the disc)
Outside
girls keep singing
Raghav n karma take them to the car n makes them stand with the support of the car bt the girls canlt stand still so raghav n karma keep their one hand on the girl's waist's
Karma: saale sab teri wajah se hua h.. Kya zarurat thi ishika ko force krne ki?
raghav: maine force nhi kiya, i just stated the fact...
karma: ab kya kare... Inn dono ko iss halat mei toh inke ghar pe bhi nhi chodh sakte
(ishika whistles)
Raghav: kya baat h , chui mui ko seeti maarni bhi aati h...
karma: muje nhi jaan na ki ise(huma) ko kya kya aata h... Jab jaagi hosh mai hoti h toh shanti nhi milti, ab toh hosh mei hi nhi h, pta nhi mera kya hoga..
Raghav : jo bhi hoga accha hi hoga ab chalte h...
Raghav pulls ishika n karma tries to take huma bt she resists...
Huma: muje ek chinese k saath nhi jana... Kon ho tum..
She points her finger on him n observes his face...
raghav looks amused..
ishika: looks at raghav: kyu hass rhe ho tum boka kahin ke...
raghav starts to speak bt ishi shouts at him: chup!
Karma: oh hello jhansi ki raani mai koi chinese nhi hu...
Huma: ho tum... Then she smiles excitedly : pta h muje chinese bahot pasand h...
n karma is like -_-
Raghav laughs
Ishika shouts: chup , ek baar mei samajh nhi aata tumhe?
N then ishika starts blabbering in bengali...
Raghav: lo ab toh samjh bhi ni aayega ki ye kya bol rhi h...
karma: magar muje nhi pasand..
huma shockes: kaise chinese ho tum? Tumhe chinese nhi pasand?
ishika starts crying...
raghav gets worried : kya hua ishika?
Ishika: mai thak gyi khade khade ..
raghav : oh... Toh chalo gadi mei chalte h..
ishika: nhi muje chalkar nhi jana...
raghav : toh kya utha k leke jau? Chalo...
ishika: tum bahot intelligent ho muje pta nhi tha..
raghav: pagal ho gyi ho kya? Size dekha h apna h..
ishika: haan mai toh kitni choti si hun...
Raghav: tum aur choti si koi mazaak h kya... ?
Ishika: toh tum ye kehna chahte ho ki tum muje nhi utha sakte kyunki mai moti hu..?
raghav:arre maine aise kb kaha
ishika: mai tumhe acche se janti hu boka chele...tumne muje mota kaha..
Raghav to himself: yr insaaniyat h hi ni... Jab hosh mei hoti h toh bhadki rehti h aur jb hosh mei nhi h toh mujpe bhadakne ke bahane dhundh rhi h...
Raghav says bye to karma also wishes him all the best with huma...
Raghav picks ishika up n takes her to his car..
Raghav starts driving... After few minutes...
Ishika : thankyou raghav... Iss surprise k liye...
raghav : ur welcum...
Ishika starts singing then
'engine ki seeti me mharo bum dole'
raghav: hey bhagwaan muje bachao
... Yeh toh raat bhar engine ki seeti bajayegi...
ishika: dauda dauda re driver , chal mat haule haule... Driver driver ...ishi shouts: driver!
raghav: kyu chilla rhi ho..?
ishika: driver gadi daudao... Chalo jaldi...
Raghav just ignores her
After some time
ishika: raghav tum na...
raghav : kya?
ishika: tum na...
Raghav: gadha hun? Muje pta h... Aur kuch..?
ishika: boka ho tum... Mai keh rhi thi tum na bahot acche ho...
raghav n ishika share an eyelock...
suddenly ishika starts crying ...: par tum muje bahot pareshaan karte ho..
Raghav: tum bhi toh krti ho...
Ishika: jaan bujh k thodi na karti hu tum krte ho isliye krti hu...
raghav: accha ab apna ye waterfall bandh karo... Mai tumhe abse pareshaan nhi karunga..
ishika looks at him doubtfully... : pakka??
Raghav: haan haan pakka...
N like this their night goes on...
~THE END~
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