Originally posted by: Sheron13rokerzSecond SET🤣
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Not bad 🤣 but I would prefer mongrel
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Nope that would be unfair for the former patient 😳Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice? Same reason Iceland is called ice and covered in green
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? To keep people busy trying to figure it out 😆
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? It is only the singer who doesn't care
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? If can go really slow instead
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Bcoz it's sealed in a plastic bottle
Why are Softballs hard? Just like Crocodile tears does not belong to crocodiles
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? It includes everything
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Coz he never took a class on how to fix a boat
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 🤬 🤣
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. Coz electricity comes OUT of the outlet
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? It beats washing down and scrubbing up
Can blind people see their dreams? Yeppp
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? You can go on race track 😃
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? No idea
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Nowhere
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? Bcoz they are stupid
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Absolutely, SanDhir are biggest eg.
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Because his feathers is dripping water everywhere
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? They expect miracle to happen 🤣
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? The same reason why Apple is Apple and not Red or Green
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? It would butter its feet
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? Purple
Where's the egg in an egg roll? It comes before roll
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil? Again it is before pencil 😆
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