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Posted: 9 years ago
Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya
Yaar Bunty, tera ladka ekdum tere jaisa dikhtha hain..

Bunty: saale dheere bol marvaiga kya, kaamwali ka ladka hain, ghar mein khelne aaya hain ðŸ¤£

I just loved all ur jokes Neel..😆
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Good idea re...we can have lots of fun...

Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by luvsakshi


Wife: "How would you describe me?" 
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
Wife: "What does that mean?" 
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"😆

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Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by luvsakshi


Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" 
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by armanz


Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya
Yaar Bunty, tera ladka ekdum tere jaisa dikhtha hain..

Bunty: saale dheere bol marvaiga kya, kaamwali ka ladka hain, ghar mein khelne aaya hain ðŸ¤£

I just loved all ur jokes Neel..😆
🤣
Good idea re...we can have lots of fun...

😆
DOc pehle hi joke se panga le liya apne neel se🤣 hindi me psot karke
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by luvsakshi


Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.😆

Aghast🤣
Posted: 9 years ago
Employee: Sir, Santa is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of under wears in his basket!
Boss: Oh shit: I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15mins.😆
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by bpatil3


😆
DOc pehle hi joke se panga le liya apne neel se🤣 hindi me psot karke
This much hindi she can manage😆

Posted: 9 years ago
A man got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Answer: Your wife/.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataungi.

he got another call from a new number..
Girl: R u married..
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Girl: your girl friend, U cheat...
MAn: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...
Ans: wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja
Posted: 9 years ago
Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Boy: Akbar was a gay.
Teacher: What!!! are you mad? why did you say that?
Boy:  We have heard Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Romeo-Juliet but only Akbar-Birbal!
Teacher died😆
Posted: 9 years ago
Originally posted by armanz


Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Boy: Akbar was a gay.
Teacher: What!!! are you mad? why did you say that?
Boy:  We have heard Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Romeo-Juliet but only Akbar-Birbal!
Teacher died😆
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