A man got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Answer: Your wife/.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataungi.
he got another call from a new number..
Girl: R u married..
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Girl: your girl friend, U cheat...
MAn: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...
Ans: wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja