Brutal Murder!!!

The plan for the brutal murder of a (previously) beloved story some parts are already underway


It wasn't easy nor smooth. No way. But the sinister plan was carried out so effectively. It literally, and magnificently at that, managed to singlehandedly stab the 'Plot' beyond recognititon and while 'Plot'' is bleeding to death, the 'brother-sister' duo is running amok in front of vehicles coming at them in 80 kmh but they don't give a flying Bansuri. They just sing yaaraanve and rabba while hugging one another or holding hands and prancing across the road, proud of their wonderful telepathy skills. Queen of the cosmetics is trying to stand up after falling and spraining her ankle but she cannot get up as the Cvs are holding a gun to her head and are laughing maniacally. Chaiji and Dalbeer had been pulled into a vortex because of their seemingly minor and inconsequential roles. Ratan and Nihal die out of heartbreak as their love story doesn't come to fruition because the idiot duo is hogging up the screen with their constant 'veerji jaap' and ' veera kudi jaap'. The only unanimously favorite character is drinking a tumbler full of imported beer laced with cyanide so that he can escape from this bizarre train wreck once and for all.
P.s- the only surviving characters are bansuri and balwant because they were...occupied.

My favourite thing about this post is the phrase they don't give a flying Bansuri.😆



The only surviving characters are bansuri and balwant because they were...occupied. 

Does the above mean that they were busy making another Baldev or Gunjan?😆 Edited by ...-Riya-... - 9 years ago

YES!

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We need a conclusion for Baggi too in the murder scene 😛 Are they perhaps fighting over who gets the remaining drops of cyanide from praaji's bottle?

...perfect. 😃
'Bhaggi quarrel over who gets the last and final sip of the death nectar, only to witness their praaji collapse and the tumblr fall dripping the last remaining drops onto the ground. The two then play the blame game, blaming one another for being the reason why they couldn't accompany praaaji to wherever his soul goes to next (goa on holiday). they then whip out swords (balwant's ancestral swords) and duel one another only to die moments later when a car in the attempt to avoid hitting the siblings cuddling on the main road swerves to its left and hits jaagi. Billa looks stunned before taking the sword and stabbing himself only to wake up as a ghost and see baldev and jaggi grinning at him. The trio had been united once again.
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A few hours later, their ghosts sit relaxed on the beach. Ghost tumblrs full of ghost imported beer in their hands. They all look stunned as a few foreign girls walk right in front of them wearing bikinis. Jaggi and Billa grin at one another while their praaji buries his head onto his hands in embarrassment. Goa Is Awesome! 😉 Edited by xxSmilexx - 9 years ago

I can actually imagine this happening.😆 Edited by ...-Riya-... - 9 years ago

Ikr. Stupid siblings. 😆