Den one fine day Vishesh falls really
ill…..his family does not have the means to buy medicines n cannot afford his
hospital expenses……he was fired 4m IC d previous wk as it was found dat he was
trafficking drugs to d employees…
Adi's present occupation was realli not
enough to pay d enormous bills………..he
sees only one path left for him……..goin to Mumbai n getting a steady source of
income…
But he had one advantage over Vishesh………he was
educated…..so he thot y not join IC itself as call centers provide u vid a gud
salary……as it is he knew English and was only working in the field as dat was d
only thing he got 4m his father as a heirloom n he didn want it 2 go 2 waste………
IN IC:
Adi: Xcuse me I want a job here(in a typical
accent)
(Amy, one of the partners of IC n a really
gud frnd of Chand…but a really mean and spoilt brat, luks at him 4m head to toe
vid an awkward face………she was quite amused at seeing sum1 vid oiled hair n
wearing weird grey bell bottoms vid a plain shirt cum to d hip n happening call
center India Calling…he luked as if hed cum straight 4m 1980 to 2006 in a time
machine………..)
Amy: Huh!!!
Adi: Lagta hai aapne suna nahin…..humey aapke
call center mein naukri chahiye
Amy: MY FOOT!!!Tumhey naukri chahiye??Voh bhi
India Calling mein….
Adi: Accha baki sab choddo par pehle humey ye
bataon ke aapke pair ko aakhir huaa kya???? Humari bhabhi ne humey sikhaya hai
ki agar pair mein swelling aa jaati hai to uspar coconut oil lagana
chahiye……..agar aapke legs ke "ediyaan" tear ho gayi hai to unkey liye mere
paas meri bhabhi ka desi nuska bhi hai…pata hai voh to 100% effective hai…..aur
jab mere village mein kisi ki bhi pair mein "moch" aa jati hai to sabsey pehle
voh mujhe bulate hain aur main 2 minute mein usey theek kar deta hoon….aur
agar……………
Amy: Oh Shut Up u moron!!!!!!!!! I've had
enough of you and your stupid nonsense. Tum jaise illiterates key liye India
Calling mein koi bhi jagaa nahi
hai……..So now if you don't mind….
Saying this Amy leaves in a hurry
PS: Im really sorry ppl but dis is d 1st
time ive tried to rite a fic……I really lack creativity…..n I included "My Foot"
in dis as I really luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvv d way Kamini says it……….n I wanted Adi
to come in IC as fast as possible so I just rote ny crap dat came into my mind😛😛
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