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- Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
- Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
- Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
- Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
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