Women--- what they actually mean.π
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
Men --what they actually meanπ
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home
Edited by Star_on_earth - 17 years ago
dats nice...but its not the same case for me..π
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
these r some of things dat could be true for meππ
btw..i m really glad u all liked my posts so muchπ
keep it upπ