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Mrs Gandhi plotted India’s exit from WC!

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Posted: 17 years ago

The atmospere in India is no different than the one in our IFCricket..I thought you will like this article just the way I did...Read on....😆🤣


 It was Indira Gandhi who plotted the exit of India from the World Cup. How? By creating Bangladesh!

The national calamity - runner-up India bowing out of the tournament meekly - has brought out the streak of black humour in a billion people sold on World Cup dreams.

After mourning over the shameful loss to greenhorn Bangladesh and then to the smaller neighbour Sri Lanka, Indians are trying to laugh their way out. Impromptu jokes are aplenty.


What is Sehwag's favourite movie? Gone in Sixty Seconds!

Why is Greg Chappell not opening his room? He does not want to become a whodunit thriller like Bob Woolmer!

If nothing, the World Cup defeat has sharpened the wit of diehard cricket fans in India. Some are tired of pampering their icons with lavish affection and want them to try something more mundane.

One FM radio channel is running a contest asking listeners to suggest alternative professions for their beloved deities, now found to have mere feet of clay.

Sachin Tendulkar should be better off serving food in his restaurant in Mumbai than dishing out such heartbreaking performances, quipped one fan.

The grapevine has it that some of the legendary team members have sent in their resumes to monster.com, a job search engine.

This sudden outbreak of black humour is not all that innocent.

One joke bristling with pent up violence: "Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded a ransom of Rs 50 million. Or they will burn them with kerosene. Please contribute generously. I have already contributed 15 litre!"😆😆😆

Courtesy:www.sify.com

Cheers,
Raksha😆

PS: Please feel free to sharpen your own wit  and share it with us here...😳
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Junglee_Sher thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
That is funny, but true in a way
umi82990 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
hahaha 😆

I really like it!! Great job sify.com for an excellent and funny article.

and thanks rakha-ji for a great article..we really needed something like this!! 😉
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Posted: 17 years ago
lolz this is so funny 🤣 🤣
CuteFairy91 thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
lolz..

I will donate enough money to burn the whole team... How much do you need?? 😉 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
thanks
It's funny 😆 😆
Posted: 17 years ago
😆😆Good that we can laugh it off.
nightangel thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
everyone feels d same.. 😡 🤢
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Posted: 17 years ago
😆 😆 how much shud I contribute?
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Posted: 17 years ago
i heard one in TGILC:

why did dravid insist on taking shewag to WI?
coz shewag said he will take responsibilty if the team looses 😆