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Movies and their meaning to software prof

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          Movies and their meaning to s/w professionals- 


 Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.
 1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
 Dil to Pagal Hai :
Staying in India, dreaming of US.
 Sapnay :
Green card.
 Sadma :
Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
 Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers.
 Deewana Mastana :
Project Manager - Team Leader.
 Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.
 Rakhwala : Project Manager.
 Mr. Bechara : Computer professional in Singapore.
 Zanjeer :
Company bond.
 Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.
 Tohfa :
H-4 Visa for your Wife.
 Mawaali : Before coming to US.
 Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman :
Once you are in US.
 Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer.
 Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam :
Client, your company and you.
 Shehanshah : Bill Gates.
 Admi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company.
 Dayawan : Company paying full salary in bench
 Anari : Year2000 programmer.
 Phool Aur Kaanten : Microsoft - IBM.
 Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.
 Maharaja : Doctors who came to US in 70's
 Hairaan : Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check.
 Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in US
 Aur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year.
 Pardes : India after 2 Years.
 Daud :
Coming to US.
 Rangeela : After getting Green Card.
 Bahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.
 Desh Premee : Going back to India for good
 Farz : Going to India every year.
 Pyaasa : Longing for a Visa.
 Agneepath : Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.
 Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : After coming from consulate with a Visa.
 Bud Naseeb : Not getting a Visa
 Himalaya Putra : Firmly asking for $70k from India
 Elan-E-Jung : Asking for increment
 Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants
 Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa.
 Swarg Se Sundar : on landing in US.
 Ab Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late.
 Jallad : INS People.
 Kranti : Increase H-1 quota.
 Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officer.

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