What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!
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A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while
running. Know
why? He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka
network follow kar
raha hai.
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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D
for dusra apple. E
for
ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H
for ho gaya na pet
kharab khake itne apple.
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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it sh*ts in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee
order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe
Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to
his friends. I am
Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this
is my kidney.
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Sardarji to Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my
computer.
Salesman to Sardarji:Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
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What do u call a fat woman waiting?
Moti-vating.
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!
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