Funny things that happened with you

       We come across many incidents in life that they stay with us forever for the reason of being very funny or very touching.

      Please share some and please try to put the happy and funny ones and also keep it clean.

     I'll start.

     We had a Maths teacher in school whose  command in spoken English to say the least, was limited.He was more comfortable in Hindi but ours being an English Medium school,he felt he too should communicate in English.

     Here are some examples that have stayed with me till date.

 Please pay attention to the English sentences in the following.

 Mr Chaurasia(his name)  entered the class on one hot summer afternoon and barked: 'Why the windows closed? Please open the windows and let the atmosphere walk in!!'

 Classmate Shweta went to ask about some math problem but Mr Chaurasia said:  " Naw Naw,dawn't come now,come when I am empty and rotating in the corridor "

Alerting the class about the school  Principal on one of his rounds: " Shshshshhhhh garls....The Principal  just passed away !!!!"

         At a senior level  school competition ' Comfest' he escorted our class to the venue.We were an all girls school.The girls were seated on the groundfloor while the boys had their seating arrangements on the floor immediately above us and most of them had draped the top half of their torso all over the balustrade to have a look at us.

    Our traditional Mr Chaurasia kept barking at us,his every word audible to anyone within the radius of one mile : Garls,sit decently.Can't you see there are so many boys on top of you............

                 Please continue.

     

 

 

 

Minnie sent me a PM saying Hi Dushman.

Ritu told me she is 95 yrs old!😆

what's funny in that ? Mr. Sunny . Tum phir meri age ka mazaak ura rahe ho ?😡

Ritu baby i know ur age, sooo if say ur 95 yrs i can surely laugh😉😉😉

   mazaak?? Uski shaamat aayi hai?? Usne to sirf ye batayaa ki usne budiya ko jawaan samjha..................matlab ki kya samjha aur kya nikli........19 samjha,95 nikli😆

Minnie...those were so funny...

😆😆😆

my chemistry teacher would tell...come smell the smell....😆

my math teacher would say...if you people keep talking i will go out of the window...😆

My hindi teacher would say...akri bench ki mahilayen...shant ho jao....

ok...here is one story that was funny but we had so much fun...

I was in a physics class and suddenly i started to get hiccups and i could not stop it and my professor thought i was doing it on purpose and he asked me to get out of class...i tried explaining but he would not listen...so i walked out...my friends..who now was so angry for punishing me...started to do the same and finally all of them were out..😆😆

Similar thing happened in an electronic class...the professor was angry that i was talking and he asked me to get out...I told him that i was clearing someone's doubt...but he did not belive me...and he was little lallu and he had some pet students...they all happened to be my best friends and they started to yell at him for it...and they literally walked out of the class and took me along....😆

I know some of these may not be funny but when u look back them seem to be funny....

 

 

Edited by smisha - 19 years ago

A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS JUST A 3 TO 4 YEARS OLD CLOWN 🤡

MY MOM WAS IN THE HOSPITAL . SHE HAD JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO MY SIS 😃 . DAD TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL TO MEET MOM . I HAD A LOOK AT MY SIS , WHOM I HAD THOUGHT BE AN ALIEN THEN . I IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD THAT , THIS PINK LITTLE TINY CREATURE WAS CAUSE WHY I HAD NOT SEEN MY MOM FOR SO MANY DAYS. I WAS GREEN WITH ENVY. THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DAD AND ME TO GO BUT I REFUSED TO GO LEAVING MOM ALONE WITH THAT 'CREATURE' 😆 . I STARTED CRYING , I CRIED MY LUNGS OUT , I HOWLED , I SCREAMED . THE WHOLE HOSPITAL COULD HEAR IT 😆 MY DAD HAD TO DRAG ME OUT OF THE HOSPITAL 😃 😃 😃 MY PARENTS WERE REALLY EMBARRESSED 😆 THAT WAS FUUNNY 😆 😆 😆 I STILL REMEMBER THAT WHEN MY SIS WAS BROUGHT HOME I CALLED ALL MY TINY FRIENDS 😆 😆 THEN WE MADE A CIRCLE AROUND MY SIS AND TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT CREATURE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 😆


ONE MORE FUNNY INCIDENT WAS WHEN I WAS A 5 YEAR OLD . THE DOCTOR WAS GOING TO GIVE ME AN INJECTION , I WAS SO SCARED THAT I RAN OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND DAD TO CHASE ME 😆 Edited by misha - 19 years ago

😆😆😆folks....u r a riot.....

the funniest thing happened a few days back......I was fiddling with my old avatar of Purab trying to change it a bit......in walks my mother (sans her glasses) ...

she asked me who it was.....I replied (jokingly)...."ur future son-in-law"

.....meanwhile my mom thought I had actually found a guy(since she has been after me for ages to find a guy)....she tried to look pretty cool and asked me what his name was and how old he was....

"Samir.....33" I replied....

"what does he do" she asked......

"he is in the entertainment industry" I answered still unaware that our lines were crossed....

it wasnt until she asked me where I had met him and that he looked somewhat familiar that my antennas went up......I looked at her to see if she was joking but aparently not.....

so after I stopped tearing up from laughing so hard, I fetched her glasses and asked her to look at the picture again😆😆😆.......I'm just glad it got clarified before anyone in the family was fed the same misinformation......

MINNIE