We come across many incidents in life that they stay with us forever for the reason of being very funny or very touching.
Please share some and please try to put the happy and funny ones and also keep it clean.
I'll start.
We had a Maths teacher in school whose command in spoken English to say the least, was limited.He was more comfortable in Hindi but ours being an English Medium school,he felt he too should communicate in English.
Here are some examples that have stayed with me till date.
Please pay attention to the English sentences in the following.
Mr Chaurasia(his name) entered the class on one hot summer afternoon and barked: 'Why the windows closed? Please open the windows and let the atmosphere walk in!!'
Classmate Shweta went to ask about some math problem but Mr Chaurasia said: " Naw Naw,dawn't come now,come when I am empty and rotating in the corridor "
Alerting the class about the school Principal on one of his rounds: " Shshshshhhhh garls....The Principal just passed away !!!!"
At a senior level school competition ' Comfest' he escorted our class to the venue.We were an all girls school.The girls were seated on the groundfloor while the boys had their seating arrangements on the floor immediately above us and most of them had draped the top half of their torso all over the balustrade to have a look at us.
Our traditional Mr Chaurasia kept barking at us,his every word audible to anyone within the radius of one mile : Garls,sit decently.Can't you see there are so many boys on top of you............
Please continue.
mazaak?? Uski shaamat aayi hai?? Usne to sirf ye batayaa ki usne budiya ko jawaan samjha..................matlab ki kya samjha aur kya nikli........19 samjha,95 nikliπ
Minnie...those were so funny...
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my chemistry teacher would tell...come smell the smell....π
my math teacher would say...if you people keep talking i will go out of the window...π
My hindi teacher would say...akri bench ki mahilayen...shant ho jao....
ok...here is one story that was funny but we had so much fun...
I was in a physics class and suddenly i started to get hiccups and i could not stop it and my professor thought i was doing it on purpose and he asked me to get out of class...i tried explaining but he would not listen...so i walked out...my friends..who now was so angry for punishing me...started to do the same and finally all of them were out..ππ
Similar thing happened in an electronic class...the professor was angry that i was talking and he asked me to get out...I told him that i was clearing someone's doubt...but he did not belive me...and he was little lallu and he had some pet students...they all happened to be my best friends and they started to yell at him for it...and they literally walked out of the class and took me along....π
I know some of these may not be funny but when u look back them seem to be funny....
Edited by smisha - 19 years ago